It must be that month where you hear the wedding bells. ANd I thought it's June? I have two invites for this month and I plan not to show up to any. In fact, I really won't.
The ceremony sucks, the priests are boring, the only consolation is the food. Being on the church with half of the guests I've never met in my entire life will only make me feel worse on an event that will never happen to me. Why waste a day to make myself more miserable?
Instead, I ignored all the invitations and pretended I'm busy and I will just simply not bother talking to them until they will forget that I never showed up.
Then we could all sit in a bar and order drinks.
